Musings Of A Muscle Man: When Threesomes Come a-Knocking
Ha! Thought that was a pretty fucking good title. Makes me sound all educated and shit! Like I’m a wearing a cap and smoking a pipe! Hate to disappoint, but I’m wearing a jersey and smoking a blunt! As my first blog, to be honest, I’m not sure if I should just describe my crazy party adventures and sexual endeavors or also plug in some sentimental shit once in a while. It might all end up depending on how much I’m smoking and how much I’m drinking!! So for tonight, let’s keep it chill and I’ll tell ya about the fun I had the other day. Went to a club—one of those multi-story ones with diff music on each level. Already pregamed it before getting there. Didn’t even bother hitting anybody up before going. Maybe I’d been floating back & forth from the bar & dance floor an hour or so? Cute girl comes up to me. Curly hair, perky tits in some backless red top, short skirt and those boots that go so high up (I feel like that just SCREAMS “Fuck me!”). She asks if...