Renzo’s Junk

 Hey party people!  New adventures await!  I'm finally up and running as a phone sex operator on www.gayphonesexboys.com!  You can call and ask for me at 1-888-7GAY-FUN.  My job as an audio engineer became remote so I thought, hey why not?  I used to model more often til I really got rollin and busy with the "main job" but this lets me still have my kicks while working from home!  Now I'm making music ALL day!  haha You may not know what clipping is, but I promise ya---fuck around with me and find out! lol. I'll have ya clipping so loud on the phone when you hear all the crazy taboo shit I'm gonna do to ya that you might go hoarse for a few days!  It's a cost well worth it, I guarantee ya! This is me soft, so I bet you have an idea of how much I can split you apart when rock solid!  Phone sex is fun as hell.  If you ain't tried it, you really gotta.  Besides, if you're scared, still coming out, new to all this or what not, this...

 Ha! Thought that was a pretty fucking good title. Makes me sound all educated and shit!  Like I’m a wearing a cap and smoking a pipe! Hate to disappoint, but I’m wearing a jersey and smoking a blunt! As my first blog, to be honest, I’m not sure if I should just describe my crazy party adventures and sexual endeavors or also plug in some sentimental shit once in a while. It might all end up depending on how much I’m smoking and how much I’m drinking!! So for tonight, let’s keep it chill and I’ll tell ya about the fun I had the other day.  Went to a club—one of those multi-story ones with diff music on each level. Already pregamed it before getting there. Didn’t even bother hitting anybody up before going. Maybe I’d been floating back & forth from the bar & dance floor an hour or so?   Cute girl comes up to me. Curly hair, perky tits in some backless red top, short skirt and those boots that go so high up (I feel like that just SCREAMS “Fuck me!”). She asks if...